Welcome to Mark's Homepage !!!!!!!

A. Resumes

1. Public Resume
2. I have a more detailed resume with contact information upon request.
3. For an email and phone number which you can contact me at, please fill out this webpage form

B. Companies I worked for in reverse chronological order:

	1. www.myopenradio.com -- a website to organize your favorite internet radio shows and music. Programmer, sys admin, networking. 2003 - current (parttime)
	2. www.crisphughesevans.net -- An accounting firm which is branching out with ISP and computer support services. Mainly programming, but also sys admin and networking. 2001 - current (parttime)
	3. www.audioboomerang.com -- a website to create, deliver and track multimedia presentations over email or the web. Programmer, sys admin, networking. 2001-2003
	4. www.salesjobs.com -- Sales jobs postings and resumes. Programmer, sys admin, networking. 99-2001
	5. www.cisco.com -- Duh. Programmer. 2000-2001
	6. http://www.adspotter.com -- Ads for radio stations. Programmer. 2001
	7. About my company The Computer Underground Programmer/everything.
	8. My web server which is my company called The Computer Underground
	9. www.monsterdata.com -- collection of public data which you pay to view. Programmer. 99
	10. www.qn.net -- ISP in Columbus, Ohio. Programmer, sys admin, networking. 95-96
	11. I used to maintain the Health Sciences Library webpages. I also took care of the systems, network, etc. 96-98
	12. www.hec.ohio-state.edu -- Human Ecology College at The Ohio State University. I was their only technical support staff at the time supporting all of their computers and servers. 94-95
	13. http://8help.ohio-state.edu/ -- Office of Information Technology at The Ohio State University. I worked on the help desk for 3 years answering PC, Mac, and Unix questions. Provided software and hardware support. This department was renamed to ACS, ATS, and UTS between 92 and 95. They keep on merging departments and moving stuff around. 92-95

C. Personal stuff about Mark.

1. Collin Patrick Nielsen
2. I recently began working on ramsey numbers.
3. I am finishing up my math degree (8 classes left as of 2003) and will graduate from OSU someday). I am currently taking classes at SJSU. Basically, I am going to take classes at other universities and transfer them to OSU. I left OSU to pursue computer jobs.
4. My wedding pictures from April 1996. We have since (2005) had a mutual divorce and get along just fine as friends.
5. Mark's Quotes
6. (Warning!!! Very silly!!) Pictures of me and my woman (ex-wife).
7. Get the Dan Qualye quotes.

   Add one little bit on the end... Think of `potatoe', how's it spelled?
   You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go... all right! 
       -- Vice President Dan Quayle correcting a student's correct
   spelling of the word `potato' during a spelling bee at an elementary school 
   in Trenton. 
   
   I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark
   Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell 
   a word'. 
       -- Vice President Dan Quayle, actually quoting from President Andrew
   Jackson. 
   
   I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he
   got his nickname `Stonewall' by vetoing bills passed by
   Congress. 
       -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with
   Confederate General Thomas J. `Stonewall' Jackson, who actually got his 
   nickname at the first Battle of Bull Run. 
   
   There. I paid for my ice tea and I even left you a penny. 
       -- Vice President Dan Quayle at Bob's Big Boy in Claymont, DE. The
   waitress who served Dan Quayle said he had given the cashier $1.00 for a
   99 cent iced tea, said this, and then laughed. On a stop to a Delaware
   restaurant, in Feb. 1992, Quayle bought a coffee at Dempsey's Diner
   and left no tip whatsoever. On that occasion, he had just come from a
   $500 a plate fundraiser at the Hotel Du Pont. This time, after leaving his
   1 cent tip, he went to a $250 a plate fundraiser at the Rodney Square
   Club in downtown Wilmington. (Wilmington News-Journal, 10/24/92) 
   
   "IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE HERE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CHICAGO." 
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
   
   "I WAS RECENTLY ON A TOUR OF LATIN AMERICA, AND THE ONLY REGRET I HAVE WAS
   THAT I DIDN'T STUDY LATIN HARDER IN SCHOOL SO I COULD CONVERSE WITH THOSE
   PEOPLE."
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle 
   
   

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